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squirrelchows:

*MC laying on the floor looking depressed*

Sebastian: Sooo whats wrong?

MC: Ominis won’t give me attention

Sebastian: Ominis, you monster

Ominis: She’ll be fine, I just have to finish this assignment

MC: I’m gonna die! *fake cries*

Sebastian: How long will the assignment take to finish?

Ominis: I don’t know

Sebastian: Oh *lays down next to MC* Okay *begins to fake cry*

Ominis: Merlin, why me?

riiverida:

thinking about how the reason why most angel names end in -el (gabriel, michael, samael etc) is because El means God or messenger of god in Hebrew and how Cas is just Castiel without the god part so Dean by giving Cas that nickname is basically separating Cas from his shitty absent dad and giving him own identity and seeing him as his own person rather than an extension of god/heaven and i’m not saying Dean did this intentionally or that he even knows about the meaning of the suffix but it’s just so so correct and perfect i love them so much help

nataliesscatorccio:

coach ben has the energy of a brother who got stuck babysitting his younger sister’s sleepover and it was going fine until the sun went down now he has twelve gremlins running up the walls hissing. someone broke into dad’s knife display. there are bras in the freezer. half the group is huddled in a circle chanting in tongues trying to levitate a girl, the other half are mixing ketchup and toilet water and forcing each other to drink it. he keeps finding one of them sniffing his pillow. how does she keep getting back in he locked the door? there are two mean lesbians in the corner whispering.

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